Not only would you reek right now, but your dating life would be severely hindered by these outrageous laws.Some of these laws have been repealed, and in that case, it’s just interesting to think about why they were drummed up in the first place. (Blow jobs are still technically illegal in several states, like Maryland, but poor, unfortunate underfunded states are unable to form Anti-BJ committees, and the laws are largely uninforced.) Here are the craziest sex, love and relationship laws this country has seen: You may not have more than two dildos in a house.(ALABAMA) It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. (GEORGIA) If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before AM. (ALABAMA) Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.(ALABAMA) When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (Caramel, California) Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.(DELAWARE) A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.(NORTH CAROLINA) Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
(CONNECTICUT) It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
(ALABAMA) It is illegal to sell two beers are once for a single price.
For example, a bar can’t run a 2 Bud Lights for special.
(DELAWARE) A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
(FLORIDA) While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
(GEORGIA) You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time.