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A female friend and sometimes running partner of the shallow man, was having a massage in a place in the Rivierenbuurt.

She was behind a curtain, having a good massage, when she heard a voice in English asking one of the staff, “what kind of massage do you provide here?

The Dutch ladies are relentless once they have set their sights on a target.

That in itself would be reason enough for every Dutch male to get down on their hands and knees and thank God, Buddah or Allah that they are lucky enough to be born here, but they have an even better reason to be blissfully happy.

Dutch women are, in the opinion of the shallow man, the most predatory women on planet earth.

My advice will no doubt upset some, and if I am captured by a posse of angry Dutch men with lion king hairstyles and am forced to sit through hours of music from Tiesto, Fedde La Grand and Armin van Buuren, i’ll look into the eyes of my enemies and shout, sodemieter op, jullie domme kakkers! Dutch men, are probably the luckiest of their species on planet earth.

I say this simply because, Dutch women, in spite of often dressing as if the Netherlands has a permanent power outage, and they can only choose what to wear in the dark, are amongst the most beautiful women that you’ll see anywhere in the world.

The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.

The shallow man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.Therefore, at considerable risk to my bespoke tailored three piece suit wearing self, I have put together a list of deadly mistakes to avoid when dating Dutch men.

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  2. eric   •  

    Swtor guides, news, and shenanigans galore: all simplified and easy to digest for relaxed to experienced players! There’s very, very, fucking little to keep me playing any more. Go to the forums to voice your opinion over this as well but I doubt it’ll change anything at this point.

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