Questions like, “Do you see yourself getting married? However, if a girl starts spewing any of the following questions after only a few months—get the fuck out: “What do you think our wedding song should be? Because I have a few picked out on Pinterest already.” “What color scheme do you think would work best for our fall wedding? If any girl is planning your wedding before you’ve even said “I love you,” it’s safe to assume there’s a screw loose.I often call these girls “projectors,” for the obvious reason that they project a future for themselves that doesn’t exist (you can also call them delusional, that works too). It just comes with the territory of being a heterosexual male.
For all of you politically correct mongrels out there, by “crazy” I mean emotionally unstable.Some of you may be thinking, “ha, isn’t that every woman?