MICHAEL (continuing) To the right, we have the Coffee Kids. A cloud of pot smoke hovers above them MICHAEL (continuing) Big Marley fans. Semi-political, but mostly, they watch a lot of Wild Kingdom, if you know what I mean. JOEY DORSEY, a well-muscled jock with great cheekbones, makes fun of her from his row. MICHAEL Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse. They pass an espresso cart with a group of teens huddled around it. Several white boys in dreadlocks and Jamaican knit berets lounge on the grass. KAT This book is about a guy and his fishing habit. He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who had a lot of cats. They head out of the office MICHAEL (continuing) So -- which Dakota you from? Someday I'll be sipping Merlot while those guys -- He points to the table of jocks, as they torture various passers-by. Cameron is smitten CAMERON That girl -- I -- MICHAEL You burn, you pine, you perish? SCHOOL COURTYARD - DAY Michael continues the tour MICHAEL And these delusionals are the White Rastae. KAT (continuing) Frankly, I'm baffled as to why we still revere Hemingway.
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU written by Karen Mc Cullah Lutz & Kirsten Smith based on 'Taming of the Shrew" by William Shakespeare Revision November 12, 1997 PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oregon. Loners, Lovers, the In and the Out Crowd rub sleep out of their eyes and head for the main building. CAMERON I don't think so, ma'am MISS PERKY Then go forth. Cameron rises to leave and makes eye contact with PATRICK VERONA, a sullen-looking bad ass senior who waits outside Ms Perky's door. Miss Perky looks down at her file and up at Patrick MISS PERKY (continuing) Patrick Verona. PADUA HIGH PARKING LOT - DAY KAT STRATFORD, eighteen, pretty -- but trying hard not to be -- in a baggy granny dress and glasses, balances a cup of coffee and a backpack as she climbs out of her battered, baby blue '75 Dodge Dart.