She carried her little joke books around and loved to make people laugh. People say, “tell me a joke,” and my mind always goes blank. Right after I die, I want to pop my eyes open all the sudden and just as I fade away into eternity say, “bury me with that music I wrote when I was younger.” They’ll say, “why?!
The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle." What is foreplay? He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.