The most obvious answer is usually the correct one: parental sponsorship. The girls here love the local teams just as much as the guys, and thanks to consistently championship-caliber national teams, the minor league Detroit City FC and the recreational Detroit City Futbol League, and fowling, a sport we just went ahead and made up, there’s stuff going on just about 365 days a year.
Detroit has a longer memory than the North in , and everyone in Detroit knows everyone in Detroit so your next breakup has every chance of becoming a public fiasco involving overlapping social circles and people you only know through Facebook coming up to you at Great Lakes Coffee to ask you about it. In the last five years Detroit went from a bunch of angry fat slobs to... You and your date both own cars but nowadays you will probably never use them but for the occasional trip North of 8 Mile and the annual summer sabbatical to Up North. Seriously, this list would have looked a lot different five years ago.
Even though you might not like it: date someone from the suburbs.
It's seriously like dating someone from another country. Sorry, but Detroit’s a small city -- you're just going to have to deal with it. Michigan is the Great Beer State for damn good reasons and a perfect date here might just mean a Midtown brewpub/beer bar crawl of Motor City Brewing Works, Traffic Jam & Snug, Jolly Pumpkin, and Hop Cat. Bless you, Quicken, and the endless stream of starry-eyed 20-somethings you bring into the city "to make a difference." To paraphrase Matthew Mc Conaughey in , the best thing about Quicken employees is that we keep getting older and they keep staying the same age.
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