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They send first messages endlessly with no results and constantly tell me how useless it is. I’ve heard countless horror stories and can’t blame women for being cautious.Therefore, I have made it my mission over the last year to really decipher the online dating code. Your only goal in the first message is to assure her that you’re a normal guy.Seriously, your pictures are all a girl has to go on to determine whether or not you are an axe murderer/pedophile/stalker.Care about taking high quality shots and coming off as a put-together gentleman.I’m exaggerating the stereotype of someone with a ton of sass in a humorous light.

But mostly it’s that I am pretty unfiltered.” She says she has an attitude so I’m challenging her on that and poking fun.

They don’t know you, they haven’t met you face-to-face, and they don’t want to get stuck on a bad date.

In my research, I’ve found that a woman’s #1 fear online is that a guy will be awkward, creepy, or intense in-person.

I also found the fact that she likes doing accents hilarious.

This combination of being carefree yet direct lets her know I’m attracted to her without being creepy.I hate olives with a passion and so does she, so why not joke about it?


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