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A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming. A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini Q: What do a good employee and a boyfriend have in common? Q: What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common? Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football? Q: What's a boyfriends definition of a romantic evening? Q: What do you call a boyfriend who Masterbates more than twice a day? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: A stuffed animal, jewelry, and one of his sweatshirts sprayed with cologne. Do you know how to tell if your boyfriend is geting fat? My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that looks like him for dinner. Q: How can you tell when your boyfriend is well hung? Q: Why does your boyfriend have a hole in their penis? Girlfriend: "If you were my husband, I would poison your drink". " Boyfriend: "Life's a bitch, just like you." Girlfriend: "Actually life is short, just like your dick." Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have common sense, very short figure! Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a condom? Q: What does a penis and a boyfriend have in common?

A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell. Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..

" Q: Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?

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