" And you're like, how do you not realize my stomach is a shitty used car that'll break as soon as you drive it out of the lot?? He can drink until he passes out and barely feel it the next day, because #youth.
He wakes up fresh and glowy and you look like this.9.
He's trying some new passion project every week and you have to be supportive of every single one.
You have to teach him how to correctly do adult stuff/run mildly challenging errands/wash things until they are actually clean. His endurance is awesome, but his skill may not always match. He grew up with a high-speed smorgasbord of any porn he wants.