Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?
I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Miss Clode, who attends prestigious independent school Dollar Academy in Clackmannanshire, reached for her mobile and took some pictures of the James Dean and Spiderman star, and then - as teenagers are wont to do – she turned the lens on herself and took some ‘selfies’ with the 35-year-old box office hit in the background.
To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free...) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use.
I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.
My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I.