Corgan is "just friends" with pornstar Sasha Grey, who would be a rather rad girlfriend compared to Tila or KCAL weather girl Jackie Johnson, who he was linked to this summer.
Yes, can you imagine the guy in the Zero shirt dating a weather girl?
And look at all the good it's done for Courtney.
The funny thing is, Simpson isn't even his most inappropriate choice as of late.
In April he went to the Bravo A-List Awards with D-list internet skank Tila Tequila.
His on-again-off-again dalliances with professional mess Courtney Love seem entirely appropriate by comparison.
Though he's trying to get the Smashing Pumpkins reunion off the ground, we think that he must just have too much time on his hands to keep running around with these floozies.
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See, that is Corgan in the background there, trying to avoid the cameras while hanging out with Simpson in New York on Friday night.
He's become so irrelevant that no one even recognized him in the pictures (and there are several) until today.
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